Monthly Archives: October 2010

School’s "Monster Mashed Potatoes" Simply Week-Old Mashed Potatoes

Mummy Endorses New Charmin Ultra Soft® Toilet Paper

Ghost With Unfinished Business Just Needs Help Cleaning Out His Garage

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – The ghost of Hank Tillman has been haunting his house ever since he passed away last August, waiting for someone to help him clean out his garage so he can fully pass on to the afterlife. Continue reading

Fatty Using Halloween As An Excuse To Eat Lots Of Candy

FDA Fines Drug Companies For Making Medicine Too Delicious

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Federal Drug Administration is imposing hefty fines on drug companies for making their products “too darn delicious,” as one administrator said. Continue reading

Cookie Monster Found Wearing Oatmeal-Raisin Patch

SPAIN HOLDS FIRST ANNUAL SIESTA CHAMPIONSHIP

SPAIN HOLDS FIRST ANNUAL SIESTA CHAMPIONSHIP