MADISON, WI – Peggy Baker still can’t forgive her husband Tom for what he did in her dream last night. “There I was, on a tropical beach getting a massage from Paolo, the hunky cabana boy,” Peggy told reporters. “Then Tom drives in with his new BMW. Suddenly I’m loading groceries into the trunk,” she said, unable to believe her predicament.
All day Peggy has been flashing her husband menacing looks or giving him the cold shoulder. At breakfast Peggy deliberately burnt Tom’s toast, tossing them on a plate without even buttering the bread. ”She seems to be in a mood today,” Tom said. “I don’t know what it is. Maybe a drive in my brand new 335i will make her feel better. Let me tell you about that baby—boy can she ride.” Upon hearing Tom talk of his car Peggy rolled her eyes and gave an exasperated sigh.
Peggy hopes that her husband will make up for his earlier actions during her afternoon nap.