BP CEO Spills Ink In Fish Tank, Finally Understands Why Everyone So Upset

HOUSTON, TX – BP America CEO Tony Hayward accidentally dropped a fountain pen into his office fish tank and watched the ink spread across the water, finally making him realize why everyone is so upset about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. “It’s terrible,” Hayward said. “The fish are going to die, the tank is ruined. It’s a disaster and I’m responsible.” After a brief pause he added, “Oh well, I’ll just buy another one.”

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